Named for the Greek fates.
Moira clutches a tiny hourglass positioned horizontally to represent eternity and the passage of time.
Available in polished brass, gold plated brass, and sterling silver. Choose from a red, white, or black sand hourglass.
Want so much!
"write two paragraphs describing yourself"
"you can’t be asexual humans have an instinctual need to mate"
"lol r u plant do u reproduce by budding?"
"you just haven’t found the right person"
"have you see a doctor?"
"you’re just trapped in the closet"
"cool. wanna get pizza?"
sitcom where people gradually get killed off and their spot in the opening title theme is replaced with dead silence
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
Harry Potter Warner Brothers Studio Tour
I want to go there
2013 was five years ago let that sink in
ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby
how did they fuck up so badly holy shit starbucks you had one job
because they shouldnt need to know how to spell bullshit made up names from a retarded fandom
Kesha got out of rehab, cut her hair, unfollowed Dr. Luke, changed her artistic name to Kesha Rose, and updated her twitter image, bio and header
I can feel the comeback in my bones
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
do you ever get so far down in your dash that your computer starts getting slow and acting stupid and you’re like:
it’s time to resurface
the gif describes it so much
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
-what are you doing w/ your life
-what are you majoring in
-who’s your gf
-who is slim shady
what i look for in a guy:
- nike elite socks
- nike sandals
- nike t-shirt that says swag don’t come cheap
- a snapback that only features the miami heat
- a general overuse of the word “bruh”