*throws laptop in bathtub* aesthetic
There is an Australian Orangutan who has a fancy for Nicole Kidman. He collects her pictures and keeps them in his den.
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
me when i have more than $20
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
.GIF version of my Lorna Morello fan art :). She blinks!
THE LAST GIF OH MY GOD
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts
you know what else hurts?????????? getting abused for being a ‘bad person’ because you didnt want to date somebody that you werent interested in
i am three years behind in my math homework